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"Okay, I hate your site! Why? Because I keep getting busted checking it out here at work! My asshole of a boss keeps popping into my cubicle to "check" on something that I was supposed to have finished days ago. I think he just likes seeing what I got up on the monitor. Cheap bastard, why doesn't he get his own membership and quit trying to skeeze on mine?" - F.G.

"Your vintage ass pictures remind me of being a lad and stealing into my oldman's workshop out back to look at his girlie mags. All those plump round bottoms and big breasts are burned into my mind, each and everyone of them! That's why I probably find the porn babes of today so unappealing and phoney, huh? Trust me, the good old days, WERE!" - K.L.